I’m so gonna File a Complaint against the Scumbag from Jiuzhou Driving School

By Vincent from www.englishvincent.com

在设计一个单元的课程,关于生活/工作/出差中碰到的各类问题,麻烦,糟糕的服务,差劲的产品等等。比如打印机坏了,电脑中病毒了,助手老是在做文书的时候犯错误,旅馆空调怀了而且前台态度很差,在餐厅等了很久还没上菜,约好的客户无故迟到2个小时,室友从来不帮忙整理客厅,后面的混蛋强行超你车等等等等。

碰巧最近被丁桥一个叫九洲驾校的无良驾校弄得很不爽,所以写了这篇文章。

人都喜欢谈论自己或者自己擅长和熟悉的事情,学生也是人,所以要让学生谈论他们知道的事情,大部分学生是女人,女人除了有人的这个通性之外,还拥有特别喜欢抱怨的特性,所以要让她们谈论让她们不爽的事情。希望这堂课能利用女人的这个特性,促使女人们多开开玉口,让女人们在课堂上做一次怨妇。

如果你最近碰上了什么倒霉事,做了冤大头,也可以把你的故事用英语写出来。

科学研究证明, 适当抱怨,有益身心。
 

I dropped my driving lessons on Monday. The driving school’s name is 九洲驾校,and it’s located in Dingqiao. My ex-colleague introduced me the driving school when we were having seafood last time. I was a bit drunk, and asked him to recommend a driving school to me. He gave m the cellphone number of his friend who was running a driving school.
The next day, a driving instructor Li from the school came to give me some documents, and a couple of days later we went to xxxxxxx , where I got a physical (health check and registered. I found out on Monday that the registration fee was just around 1000. That means Li took me 500 RMB as deposit without telling me about it.
 
He drove to pick me up in his car the first day I went to their lesson. We finished at around 5PM. “Rednecks are rednecks”. All the instructors there kept yelling at us all day.
 
 
I took it for granted that he would give me a ride home after we hit the road, but he asked me to get off and take a bus home 5 minutes later. I was really unhappy with his arrangement and attitude. He should’ve told me earlier about this.
 
Like a week later, I fixed an appointment with him, and managed to get up early in the next morning, but didn’t show up or call me. I tried to call him for a couple of times but nobody answered until 3 hours later. He told me over the phone that he overslept cause he had a terrible hangover.
 
Around 3 weeks later, I got up at 7 am for my third appointment with him and waited there in my bed for like 2 hours before I got his phone call:
 
“I’m sorry, but I can’t make it there to your place before 10. I overslept. ”
I was really pissed off, but I didn’t say a word. I thought he was still forgivable. But I had a change of mind late in the afternoon, and decided to drop my driving lessons there. So I called him and he accepted my deregistration right away like he couldn’t wait to get rid of me.
I called to confirm our deregistration appointment this morning when I was at the bus stop, but he told me I needed to get the stamped approval from another driving school before they accepted my deregistration. I called another driving instructor to find out that wouldn’t be necessary at all. Li just wanted to give me some hard time. I called him again and insisted on keeping the appointment as scheduled.
It was 11 when I got there. That means I spent like 70 minutes on the bus!! He was really rude when we were going through the transfer formalities and said he was doing me a favor by refunding me 250 RMB, and he already had enough students, and I was too blame for it…shit like that… how shameless was that?!
 
I’m so gonna file a complaint against him, but the thing is, he still holds my card for the simulation test. He was supposed to give it to me right after my registration or at least return it to me on Monday morning.
What did I do to deserve that? I don’t know? How many scumbags am I supposed to meet in 2009?
BTW, my boxing instructor also sucks major ass.

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